stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(via beam-me-up-assbutt)

dashinglydemure:

That extra is kissing a horse on the face, and it is beautiful. 

dashinglydemure:

That extra is kissing a horse on the face, and it is beautiful. 

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femmadilemma:

just watch it

(Source: epic-vines, via theyawningabyss)

farawaywithdreams:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

SPONGEBOB IS REAL

farawaywithdreams:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

SPONGEBOB IS REAL

(via theyawningabyss)

nevver:

Magnificent Ruin

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

image

WOW

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mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

(Source: theoreticalblogspot, via theyawningabyss)

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via steve-the-vagina)

americiumstarkium:

shine bright like a sasuke

americiumstarkium:

shine bright like a sasuke

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unexplained-events:

The Aghori or Aghora are a Hindu sect believed to have split off from the Kapalika order (which dates from 1000 AD) in the fourteenth century AD. Many Hindus do not accept them as a part of their religion due to the post-mortem rituals they engage in such as using bones to craft skull bowls or jewelery, smearing the ashes of the dead on their bodies, and even cannibalism. The flesh is consumed either raw or cooked over an open flame.

Drinking alcohol from a human skull, known as kapala, is another common tradition in Aghori ritual, as is drinking urine and eating fecal matter.

(via theyawningabyss)